Simbah Perlu Suaabar

Putu : “Gek ngopo sampean mbah? “
Simbah : “ Nggolek godhong gedhang le..”

Putu : “ godhong gedhang gawe opo mbah ?"
Simbah : “gawe bungkus lontong”
Putu : “lontong gawe opo mbah”
Simbah : “ mengko dipangan karo opor”
Putu : “oooo sik mengko.. lha saiki ngopo mbah?
Simbah : “nggolek godhong gedhang leee”
Putu : “gawe opo mbah? “
Simbah : “digawe bungkus lontong!! Khan mau wis tak kandani leee!?!?!”
Putu : “Lontong digawe opo mbah?”
Simbah : “dipangan karo opor leee, mosok digawe ganjel lawang??“
Putu : “Oh ngono yo mbah”
Simbah : “iyooo, wis kono lungo, ojo ngganggu aku!!!”
Putu : “kenopo mbah? “
Simbah : “kan aku akeh gawean saiki…!!!”
Putu : “gawean opo mbah…?”
Simbah : “ Maasyaa Allaaah....nggolek godhong gedhaaaang lee...!!!”
Putu : “godhong gedhang gawe opo mbah…?”
Simbah : “digawe lontoooong, ra krungu tho kowe?????!! “
Putu : “Simbah ngomong karo sopo…? “
Simbah :“ Astaghfirullah....karo kowee...tholeee....!!!
Putu : “lha nek karo aku, kenopo simbah bengak bengok? Aku kan nang kene wae”
Simbah : “mripatmu merem tho... !!! Soale kowe bodho… ora ndelok tho aku lagi akeh gawean????!!!! “
Putu : “gawean opo mbah….? “
Simbah : “dengkulmu anjloogg!!!! Nggolek godhong gedhaaaang leee...!! “
Putu : “godhong gedhang gawe opo mbah…?”
Simbah : “ lambemu ambrol...… digawe bungkus lontong, lontong yo dipangan leeeee!!!! “
Putu : “Kan nang omah ono sego?, kenopo simbah mangan lontong campur godhong gedhang mbah????”
Simbah : “putuku sing nggantheng ireng thuntheng koyok areng, kowe dolan sing adoh, nek perlu ora usah mbalek sak lawase!!!!!, engkok simbah bludregke kumat. Simbah lagi nyambut gawe saiki!!”
Putu : “kenopo koq bludreg mbah? Sakjane simbah nggolek godhong gedhang opo bludreg sih? Bludreg kuwi opo sih mbah? Iso digawe bungkus lontong tho…?“
simbah : “ya ampuun. ... le.. lee...!! Kok guoblok tenan koweeee..!!!! Kenthiiir!!!!“
Putu : “kenthir??? Simbah stress yo?? “
Simbah : “iyo Simbah stress..!.